To Sneak Or Not To Sneak

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1398 and Before
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1401
1402
1403
1404
Growing Pains
Keeper of Secrets
Later, That Same Evening
An Unexpected Arrival
I Hate Waiting
Breaking Out Is Hard To Do
Beauty Is As Beauty Does
The Lieutenants
Cemetery Angel
Ministering Angel
All In His Head
Tea and Gossip
On the Mend
Shedding Some Light
Working Off The Tension
Free and Clear
Honey, I'm Home
Do The Right Thing
Idle Conversation
Ancient History
Unexpected Entanglements
Come Clean
Green-Eyed Monster
A Quiet Evening At Home
Unofficially...
Taking What's Offered
Officially
Night Falls
Dawn Report
Bearing Witness
Fallen Angel
Under the Camouflage
Garden of Questions
The Apprentice
Bitter Dose
Dusk's Wake
Dirty Laundry
Opening Gambit
Toasted and Grilled
Going Through His Paces
The Mysterious Talisman
White Knight
The Blushing Maiden
With the Fishes
The Five Elements Blade
Morning Commute
Captured Pawn
Drawing Out the Enemy
Cats and Mice
A Classic Feint
Queen In Danger
A Treatise On Thieves
Burning Down The House
Through the Wall
Storming the Castle
The Honor Is Hers
Rehabilitations
Encounter in the Shadows
Carpetbaggers
Thieves in the Temple
Under New Management
To Clean A Carpet
Bloody Mary
Walking Wounded
Spring Allergies
Where There's Smoke
Lab Rats
Evening Report
Endgame: Checkmate
Endgame: Wind and Shadow
Propositions
Issues With Women
A Lesson In Confidences
Orc-Kin Pest Removal
Underdark, Incognito
Guarding Your Flank
To Sneak Or Not To Sneak
Kythorn 27, 1405
Tryouts
Flamerule 11, 1405
Keeping Busy
Flamerule 18, 1405
Flamerule 25, 1405
Horse Sense
The Usual Suspects
To the Rescue
Growing Apart
Poisoned Honey
Not My Horse, Dammit
The Informant
Pacing and Planning
Place Your Bets
Lies Within Lies
Aftermath
The Consequences of Mercy
All In Your Head 1
All In Your Head 2
Ensnared
Healing the Healer
Proper Planning
Healer's Orders
What's The Worst
You're Under Arrest
Arresting Developments
Innocents Inquirant
Ties That Bind
Baited Breakfast
Stimulating Hat
Ends and Beginnings
Dare You To Move
Redemption Is Here
Under the Sea
A Pregnant Pause
Comfortable Furniture
Can't Win
Little Pitchers, Big Ears
1406

<Jewel> ::sitting on the mats, stretching out after her evening exercise:: Bastian?

<Angel> ::makes a show of looking up from his papers, as if he has not been watching her all along:: Yes, my lady?

<Jewel> ::drawing up her knees and leaning her arms on them, frowning thoughtfully:: I have a favor to ask. I think. If... that is, I'm not certain it's... something that can be done.

<Angel> ::raises one eyebrow:: Be sure and let me know when you get to it, then.

<Jewel> ::sticks her tongue out at him:: Well... at Sylvie's, when we were descending the stairs, and earlier at Tower's estate... and, well... you do it to *me* often enough, evil man! ::smiles a little:: What I mean to say is, you're... so quiet, when you move. ::makes a bit of a face:: I felt like a dancing owlbear, following you.

<Jewel> Is that... just *you*? Or is that something you might be able to teach me?

<Jewel> ::blushing a little:: What I'm saying is... I'd like to learn how to be sneaky. If I can.

<Angel> ::blinks at her:: It certainly is *not* just me, my lady. Have you ever tried to follow Bienca?

<Jewel> ::blinks in return:: ...oh. No, not when she was working, I haven't. She's very graceful, but, well, I can at least *hear* her, when she's escorted me places.

<Angel> ::nods:: She does that on purpose. So she doesn't startle people. ::he half-smiles:: I've been told I have a dubious sense of humor, my lady.

<Jewel> ::grins:: I like your sense of humor. ::ducking her head a little:: I *might* even like it when you sneak up on me, but of course you'd never catch me admitting as much to *you*!

<Angel> ::almost completes his smile:: I shall remember that, my lady.

<Jewel> ::widening her eyes innocently:: Remember what? ::a touch smugly:: *I* admitted nothing!

<Angel> Indeed. But I shall recall it, nonetheless.

<Jewel> Hmmmm... ::cocking her head to one side as she studies him:: All the more reason, perhaps, for me to learn your secrets. So... if it is *not* "just you"-- is it the sort of thing that can be taught? "Movement for Malefactors 101"? Or is it simply a matter of experience? The ones who don't get caught get really good at not getting caught?

<Angel> It is many things, but it can be taught. To some degree. Some people are better than others.

<Jewel> ::unfolds her arms and offers him a florid bow from the floor:: You, my lord, are most certainly better than me. Do you think I could learn? Could you teach me? ::looking hopeful::

<Angel> ::delicately:: I have had practice, my lady. And practice and practice, and more practice. And I still cannot do the bells, my lady.

<Jewel> ::rests her arms on her knees again and waves a hand dismissively:: Pah. I don't expect to get like *you.* I just hope to sound like a smaller herd of cattle on a staircase than I currently do. ::frowns a little:: "The bells?"

<Angel> ::nods:: It is considered the pinnacle of stealth, my lady. The tester binds seven bells to his - or her - clothing and attempts to cross a series of obstacles. Without a single chime heard from the observers who sit with their back to the obstacles.

<Jewel> ::eyes wide:: And... I suppose cheating is not allowed? Do you know anyone who *can* "do the bells"? Can Bienca?

<Angel> ::seriously:: Bienca did the bells with her life at stake. Each observer held a crossbow, and did they hear her, they would have turned and shot her. ::he shakes his head:: I have heard there are others who can, but she's the only one I know personally.

<Jewel> ::swallows:: ...why? Was it... some sort of competition? Gods... forget the bells, they would hear my *knees.*

<Angel> ::shrugs:: She was young, and foolish. And she was made a bet. The bettor expected her to back down. She didn't.

<Jewel> ::snorts:: Aye, that sounds like Bie. ::shakes her head::

<Angel> It was masterful...

<Jewel> ::looks up at him and catching her breath, her eyes narrowing slightly in thought:: You... held one of the crossbows.

<Angel> ::nods slowly:: I did.

<Jewel> ::narrowing her eyes a little more, considering:: ...what did you lose?

<Angel> ::looks at her seriously:: I don't know, my lady. She's never claimed her favor. Although, my lady, she claimed Bear's life, for his doubting her. ::winces:: It was a very messy job, too.

<Jewel> ::eyebrows climbing to her hairline:: You promised her a favor to be named later? ::quirks a smile:: *You* must have been somewhat young and foolish, too. Or smitten.

<Angel> ::gives her a quick, fleeting smile:: If she could actually do it, I considered it a bet well placed.

<Jewel> ::laughs:: Alright. So-- given that I have no intention of being so foolish as to try the bells under duress-- are you saying I should ask Bie for lessons?

<Angel> I am saying that Bienca is the best. Whether she is a good teacher or not remains to be seen. But you might... inquire.

* Jewel nods. "My lord-- is this alright with you? My trying to learn this, I mean."

<Angel> ::blinks:: Why would I mind, my lady?

* Jewel shrugs a shoulder. "Well... you're my bodyguard." She grins a little. "Being sneakier is bound to get me into trouble."

<Angel> ::raises both eyebrows:: At this rate, my lady, there is no such thing as 'more trouble' than we've had.

<Jewel> Ha! I suppose you're right. I... well, in a way, I'm still waiting for the shoe to drop, I suppose.

<Angel> ::takes her hand and kisses her fingers:: I'm not waiting, my lady. What will come, will come. Too much anticipation gives me a headache.

<Jewel> ::grins wryly:: That wasn't exactly what I meant. ::looking up at him through her eyelashes:: How... how much of Tower's estate, and your illness afterwards, do you remember, my lord?

<Angel> ::tilts his head:: Most, I think. I get a little scrambled around the time I got stabbed for the eighth time.

<Jewel> ::blinks:: Really? I-- I thought the smoke and the drug had addled you.

<Jewel> ::lowering her eyes:: I mean... ::sighs:: That came out badly. I... in your condition, I wasn't certain... you remembered much.

<Angel> I remember most... at least until we managed down the rope. After that, things got quite muddled.

<Jewel> ::nods and bites her lip:: I'm not surprised. I... sort of expected you to be angry with me, once you'd had time to think about it. That was my other shoe.

<Angel> ::raises both eyebrows:: Angry, my lady? Why should I be?

<Jewel> ::setting her chin on her arms:: You've... generally been none too pleased when I take foolish risks.

<Angel> ::gently:: My lady, should you have done nothing, we all would have died. Even I would not be so cruel as to call them foolish risks.

<Jewel> ::swallows hard:: My lord, you have *never* been cruel to me. But... I know how you hate being placed in such a situation, choosing between the safety of one or another... I'm sorry.

<Angel> ::touches her cheek lightly:: You have done nothing to draw scorn, or an apology for. You acted well, and bravely. Many were saved, who would otherwise have perished. That I could wish for nothing beyond your well-being is... seemingly beyond our means, my lady. I will be content with a partner who is capable.

<Jewel> Thank you, love. ::smiling a little, a wry quirk to her lips:: As I told you once... I believe I'm *still* the least offensively-capable person I know. ::takes his hand and kisses it:: Not that *you* don't more than make up for my lack. But... ::thoughtfully:: I'm still... discovering new things. There are a few... hm. Well, I'll have to experiment. But perhaps I *can* be more useful to you-- and the Guild-- in some ways.

<Angel> ::pulling her suddenly into his lap:: As long as we discover them together...

<Jewel> ::small squeal of surprise:: You, sir, are insatiable. ::grins and leans her head back against his shoulder:: And *I* am not going anywhere.

<Angel> ::nuzzles at her neck:: With you to tempt me, can you wonder at my appetite? ::he leans back to look at her, granting her a rare smile::

<Jewel> ::arches her back, half-turning in his lap to regard him out of the side of her eyes, laughing delightedly and reaching a hand towards his face to lightly trace his smiling lips:: Good thing I'm not fattening, hmmm? ::winks::

 

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